He Charges
Uphill, downhill, into your DMs. The chart is red? Still charging. The chart is green? Charging harder, and looking incredible doing it.
THE GAY BLACK BULL
$GAYSEM
Ansem calls coins. This bull calls you. No utility, no roadmap we intend to honor, just horns and heart. He charges dudes no matter what — bear market, bull market, brunch.
$GAYSEM UP ONLY (emotionally) ✦CHARGES DUDES NO MATTER WHAT ✦ANSEM CALLED IT — WE CALLED HIM ✦HORNS: RAINBOW. BAGS: HEAVY. ✦1 GAYSEM = 1 GAYSEM ✦AUDITED BY VIBES ✦$GAYSEM UP ONLY (emotionally) ✦CHARGES DUDES NO MATTER WHAT ✦ANSEM CALLED IT — WE CALLED HIM ✦HORNS: RAINBOW. BAGS: HEAVY. ✦1 GAYSEM = 1 GAYSEM ✦AUDITED BY VIBES ✦
He Accessorizes
Cross earring. Rainbow horns. Hot pink lips. Every other bull in crypto looks like a stock photo of a cow. Ours has a stylist.
He Is Not Financial Advice
He is emotional advice. He wants you to text him back. He also wants you to know that this coin has no intrinsic value whatsoever.
GAYNOMICS
Numbers we made up while getting our nails done.
69.42%
Community charge
30%
Liquidity (burned, like his ex)
0.58%
Marketing (glitter)
0%
Tax. He's giving free.
ROADMAP
- 01Phase 1
Exist. Look fabulous. Charge one (1) dude.
- 02Phase 2
Ansem subtweets us. We frame it. Floor doubles.
- 03Phase 3
Trending on every timeline your mother reads.
- 04Phase 4
Bull acquires a boyfriend. Boyfriend acquires bags.
- 05Phase 5
There is no phase 5, he charged off into the sunset.
CHARGES DUDES NO MATTER WHAT
Join the herd. Bring lip gloss. This is a parody memecoin with zero affiliation to anyone named Ansem, and definitely zero financial value.
JOIN THE TELEGRAM HERD